Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Happy Midterm!

Hope everyone is enjoying the holidays?
The evenings are getting darker with the having gone back last weekend... al the spookier for next weekend. So it will be out with the costumes again on Saturday!

Here are some Halloween funnies to keep you all amused in the meantime!

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul

Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.

Q. What instrument do skeleton play? A: Trom-BONE.

Remember the starfall pumpkin activity... click on the link: